Wow, let this be a lesson to all you adopted children out there, don’t go looking for your real parents. They abandoned you because they are scumbags (or you’re especially annoying) and most likely they’re cannibalistic murderers. Nuff’ said.
Read the full story at some limey sensationalist online rag, or don’t.
…especially if you are a pompous sociopath.
The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there… and there is absolutely nothing wrong with him.
Just one more reason why Home Movies was one of the greatest shows of our generation.
You’ll notice I avoided the obvious pun here in the title. That’s because puns are for unfunny retards. Ron Jeremy has a new movie coming out called “One Eyed Monster,” and it may or may not be a porno. You decide.
Trailer:
Regardless of the amount of probable cock, this one is definitely on my must-see list. Because I like cocks.
Eye opening video on the increasingly rapid rate of change in our world:
