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	<description>Keeping it tasty with sensational internet humor and mad lawlz.</description>
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		<title>Facebook Liking Gets Disturbing</title>
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		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=813#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook Likes: 791 and counting!]]></description>
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<p>Who doesn&#8217;t love rotting corpses of old women buried under garbage?</p>
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		<title>Facebook Down, Promotional Gayness?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Advertising / Marketing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hack the Planet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[WTF?!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[down]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[error]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hack]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[media gaybness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stabbin' bitches til' the Facebook come on!]]></description>
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<p>I swear the god, if Facebook is down until that Social Network movie comes out with that young actor from all the movies that end with &#8216;Land&#8221;; I&#8217;m gonna stab a bitch.</p>
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		<title>Star Wars Collectable Corpses!</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=800</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=800#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[action figures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are dead bodies technically "action" figures?]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-805 aligncenter" title="uncleowen" src="http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/uncleowen.jpg" alt="uncleowen" width="307" height="452" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-802 aligncenter" title="aunt_b" src="http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/aunt_b.jpg" alt="aunt_b" width="292" height="430" /></p>
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<p>&#8220;Action figures&#8221; that never made it to market, but the fact that they were actually modeled is nothing short of brain-burstingly retarded.</p>
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		<title>Are we the Baddies?</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=794</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=794#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[WTF?!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Web Video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mitchell]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Peep Show]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Webb]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do German SS Officers ponder?]]></description>
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<p>From That Mitchell and Webb Look. Broadcast 14/09/2006. Check out <a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/peep-show" target="_blank">Peep Show</a> why don&#8217;t you.</p>
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		<title>Dr. Will aka The Storyteller with Joel James</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=790</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=790#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other People's Stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stand-up Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedian]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Will]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joel James]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[On The Street Interviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rochester NY]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Storyteller]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Will is a comedian from Rochester, NY; you can call him The Storyteller too.]]></description>
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<p align="left">Dr. Will plays &#8220;On The Street Interviews&#8221; with the Joel James Comedy crew.</p>
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<p align="left">Dr. Will makes it three takes to plug the website and gives JoelJamesComedy.com implied expressed permission to duplicate his likeness.</p>
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		<title>Baby Bites British Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=787</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=787#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other People's Stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Web Video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[adorable]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[AutoTune]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[biter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[British children]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[charlie bit me]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cute]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[British children being bitten... adorable.]]></description>
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<p>Is there anything cuter than British children experiencing a sharp pain?  Maybe if you throw AutoTune into the mix.</p>
<p><object width="450" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8xAeBOAC8U&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j8xAeBOAC8U&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>Gotta love the YouTubes.  Classic.</p>
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		<title>I can&#8217;t believe my dad is Charles Manson!</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=781</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=781#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mind Blowing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[WTF?!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[adopted child]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cannibal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Charles Manson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[epic fail]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles CA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Manson's my dad]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matthew Roberts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[murderer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Life sure does suck for Los Angeles DJ Matthew Roberts.  Cheer up buddy, at least it wasn't Hitler.]]></description>
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<h4>Rest of the world goes, &#8220;Really?&#8221;</h4>
<p>Wow, let this be a lesson to all you adopted children out there, don&#8217;t go looking for your real parents.  They abandoned you because they are scumbags (or you&#8217;re especially annoying) and most likely they&#8217;re cannibalistic murderers.  Nuff&#8217; said.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-783 aligncenter" title="aasnf2138chas-280_933339a" src="http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/aasnf2138chas-280_933339a.jpg" alt="aasnf2138chas-280_933339a" width="280" height="390" /></p>
<p>Read the full story at some <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2740414/I-traced-my-dad-and-discovered-he-is-Charles-Manson.html" target="_blank">limey sensationalist online rag</a>, or don&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>Joel James&#8217; &#8220;Ask a Celebrity&#8221; Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=778</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=778#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other People's Stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Web Video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bloopers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hilarious]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joel James]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[joel james comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[outtakes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Whitney Houston]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joel James messes up, but still stays funny.]]></description>
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<p>We had lots of fun making this series, so here&#8217;s a quick glance at some of the hiccups in the creative process.  Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Joel James Gets Ghetto, and Quick!</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=770</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=770#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Other People's Stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Web Video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bobby Brown]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[country ass hick town]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[crack binge]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ghetto reporter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joel James]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[joel james comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[spoof]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joel James spoofs the famous News Reporter Turns Ghetto in 3 seconds!]]></description>
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<p>For more videos, check out: <a href="http://www.joeljamescomedy.com">Joel James Comedy</a></p>
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		<title>EPIC BLOGS: FreakingNews.com</title>
		<link>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=767</link>
		<comments>http://www.everythingtastesgreat.com/?p=767#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chance Daryx</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Other People's Stuff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Photoshop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dalai Lama]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[freakingnews.com]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ETG needs to get down with some competition, son.]]></description>
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<p>Photoshop contests, whaaaaaaat?</p>
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