Lexington, KY to Austin, TX = 16 hours = Up at 4:00am to get it done = 2 very strung-out individuals ripping a scar across the Midwest. Feeling good and caffeinated as we rolling out the bottom of Kentucky, and get ready to head through Tennessee.

Last night was a great bit of fun with Lady Jordan and the Awkward Moose (awesome name) Bar. I’ll be keeping you posted as we progress. ETG is now running on Central time. Should be getting into Austin around 9/8c.

We’ll be hanging with the ludicrously mustachioed Taylor and chuggling a fair amount of tequila (Texas style). Get ready for the pain train, liver! Good thing we’ll be staying the night and maybe an extra day to chill and soak in gorgeous Austin.

KEEP IT TASTY, AMERICA!

Pulling a moderate haul from Rochester, NY to Cleveland, OH last night took us up until 2:00am. But that’s what leaving at 9:00pm will get you. Making some serious headway today, traveling from Cleveland to Lexington, KY to visit the lovely and always charming Jordan.

This AT&T wireless USB adapter is f*ckin sick! I’ll see about posting some pictures up here soon.

And sorry for slacking off the past few weeks, but getting this trip together has been a task of epic proportions. Anyways, it’s turning out sick and I plan to have another update sometime tonight.*

*Statement dependent on alcohol intake.

KEEP IT TASTY AMERICA!

It’s all the rage! But when you’re not beating your children you should check out the Interwebs for the spectacular Flash Mob sensation. What is it? A whole bunch of anonymous chuckleheads (usually unemployed) show up at a given location and do something weird and pointless.

Think this is cool? Check out Zombie Dodgeball, and consider bashing yourself with a brick. Myegh!

From JB Brown and Etch-A-Sketch Comedy’s latest DVD, A Night at the Wax Museum guest stars local Rochester comedian, Zach Johnson.

Rumor has it that Etch-A-Sketch Comedy DVDs may be made available to the public at Hot Topic Bookstore. Next time you’re around Clifford and Portland, stop in Hot Topic Bookstore (499 Portland Ave) and ask for Etch-A-Sketch Comedy!

For more videos coming soon, visit: EASComedy.com.

The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site.