Archive for August, 2009

Paris Hilton’s New Rap Album

Saturday, August 29th, 2009 by Chance Daryx

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It’s pretty clear that Paris’ rap debut is gonna have to be gansta. Nuthin’ but gansta shit, baby.

A source tells The New York Daily News Paris Hilton’s collaboration with Lil Jon was born one night while the two were seated with Hugh Hefner at a Los Angeles club. Paris leaned in and began to freestyle-rap in Lil Jon’s ear, and the rapper was sold. “We just gotta get in the studio, and I’m gonna basically deal with a club vibe,” he said. “And make it super sexy, because she’s such a supermodel.” Asked if the heiress plans to rap on her debut album, her rep responded, “We’re mainly concentrating on the singing. But who knows? We might come up with some whole new other sh**, too.”

Source: Popdirt.com

Dating is Difficult…

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 by Chance Daryx

…especially if you are a pompous sociopath.

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.

After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Ladies: He is out there… and there is absolutely nothing wrong with him.