I can’t believe my dad is Charles Manson!
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 by Chance Daryx
Rest of the world goes, “Really?”
Wow, let this be a lesson to all you adopted children out there, don’t go looking for your real parents. They abandoned you because they are scumbags (or you’re especially annoying) and most likely they’re cannibalistic murderers. Nuff’ said.
Read the full story at some limey sensationalist online rag, or don’t.
