That’s right. Michael Phelps is a doper. My question is: Who’s the douchebag photographing people taking bong rips? Seems like a ridiculous dick move…
Luckily, it seems like this situation is actually panning out for the athletic commander-in-chiefin’, all his ducks are in a row and everybody’s looking the other way; which is pretty cool. Has the media actually started looking at marijuana use as benign and relatively amicable? Here’s Phelps apologizing to the fat cats:
Yea, it better not, Michael. It fuckin’ better not.
Seriously, it’s ridiculous how people play the “Rolemodel Card” griping about what children are going to think. It’s up to the parents to explain this stuff to their kids. Good luck though, because he’s a super awesome swimmer, hard-working guy and he enjoys an occasional ROOR. Don’t we have more pressing issues to tear into? Let’s move on…
