If you haven’t heard by now, Micheal Phelps has been dropped by former sponsor, Kellogg’s, for the controversial photo that was published last week. Are you serious? Is this actually happening?
When you picture the quintessential stoner in your mind, what do you imagine?
1) Red eyes
2) Stupid grin
3) Unkempt hair
4) Still in underwear at 3pm
5) HUGE FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL WITH HALF A GALLON OF MILK
This would be like Doritos opposing the decriminalization of marijuana. Counter-productive and ass-backwards.
So in response to Kellogg’s dropping Phelps, EverythingTastesGreat.com has started The Great Cereal Boycott of 2009. We are encouraging consumers to stop buying Kellogg’s brands, which include: Frosted Flakes, Rice Crispies, Special K, Fruit Loops, Smacks, and Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.
Now, we’re not saying that ALL cereal is off limits, just the douchey brand lines of Kellogg’s. Furthermore, EverythingTastesGreat.com is petitioning General Mills to pick up the breakfast sponsorship slack for Michael Phelps.
