The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail.

After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Ladies: He is out there… and there is absolutely nothing wrong with him.

Who doesn’t love rotting corpses of old women buried under garbage?

Is there anything cuter than British children experiencing a sharp pain? Maybe if you throw AutoTune into the mix.

Gotta love the YouTubes. Classic.

Rest of the world goes, “Really?”

Wow, let this be a lesson to all you adopted children out there, don’t go looking for your real parents. They abandoned you because they are scumbags (or you’re especially annoying) and most likely they’re cannibalistic murderers. Nuff’ said.

Read the full story at some limey sensationalist online rag, or don’t.

We had lots of fun making this series, so here’s a quick glance at some of the hiccups in the creative process. Enjoy.

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