God, Help Me Get To California

Here’s the plan:

(1) Escape Rochester, NY

(2) Live in car (Totally ready to sponge bath and grow a crappy beard)

(3) Work odd design jobs for gas and food (Have you ever heard of a website? Ah, so you haven’t…)

(4) Gradually make way down East coast (Design nightclub flyers for Serbian gangsters in Miami)

(5) Cut across the Deep South (Videotape colorful characters and gain perspective, all to be taken with a grain of salt)

(6) Arrive in LA and instantly have all my dreams come true and become a successful actor! (It’s gonna be exactly like in the movies)

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