If you use the Facebook like everyone else on the planet, I’m sure you’ve seen and probably been tagged in what is proving to be the dumbest internet meme of 2009. It’s not even March yet and we’re reaching critical stupidity mass.
Name removed to protect the guilty
So now people are letting me know about all the mundane facts of their already uninteresting and unfunny lives. Without further ado, here are the most retarded things my friends have to say about themselves.
11) i’ve read the HP books about nine times or so a piece. many people know this, but maybe some don’t
Ok, that’s just kind of crazy. I’m sure you, as a 22 year old person, can find something a little more… well… you know… not meant for kids in middle school.
22. Freak accident! — I smoked crack once by mistake in Italy. whoops!
“Here, just pack a bowl of this white, rock-like pot… all the weed here looks like this!”
1. I have a strong personality. I may come off as a bitch but I really am a sweetheart.
No, I’m pretty sure you’re just a bitch.
21.) I always wear sandals, even in the winter.
You’re like the jackass kid at RIT who invariably needs to wear shorts in the winter even though it’s -10 outside with wind chill. You just like the attention, don’t you?
14- til this day scared of clowns, or anyone dressed up in costume, ironically i LOVE the circus.
What?
6. I have self diagnosed myself. I am an alkie. You can get me anywhere where there is alcohol, esp if it is free. Don’t judge me.
Oh, we’re not judging you. Except for that time that that you got really wasted, puked on the couch, broke the glass coffee table, and then spent the rest of the night crying in front of the toilet screaming incoherently.
18. I watch SpongeBob SquarePants on a daily basis.
That’s because the last time you put down the bong and got off the couch was the last time you ran out of weed.
Please. Just stop. Nobody cares.
