IE6 Blows Donkey ####

After recently checking my Google Analytics account, I found that roughly 3.7% of my visitors are still using Internet Explorer 6; they must be stopped. So here’s a message to all the IE6 users out there:

“Get with the times, d-bags. The fact that you are unable to update, the already terrible, Internet Explorer web browser is unforgivable. IE6 was released in 2001 (yea, that’s eight years ago). Imagine how goddamn ridiculous you’d look with a cell phone from 2001. ‘It’s got a new PHONEBOOK feature!’”

NO IE6 USERS WILL BE ABLE TO VIEW THIS SITE, AFTER 02/12/2009. ASSES.

If you don’t already have it, download Mozilla Firefox. It’ll change your life.

So be a good friend and keep your friends off Internet Explorer 6.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM EVERYTHING TASTES GREAT.

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